For once I am walking around with my ears naked from the sound of music
I then realise that all around Melbourne is alive with the sounds of kissing/lip pecking, mang! Well not super hardcore, but a common enough phenomenon...(I know it's rather retarded to observe this only now)
Even at eating establishments, they supposed to use their mouths to EAT their food,
I can't even eat without being spared from those goddamn sounds a few tables away.
I consider my food very sensual leh...I ask myself, are those people attempting to steal my food's thunder with their try-too-hard-to-make-a-statement of sensuality.
